oh craigslist/oh dad for finding this

mermaid research wanted

Date: 2010-06-16, 5:10PM

calling all scientists! I am looking for an intelligent individual to do studies on me, in order to one day make me into a mermaid. It sounds like quite the feat, but it is possible, and you will be able to accomplish this goal. I wish to be compensated for giving my body to the study, but this value is up for debate. I love the ocean and the fish, and want to live with them.
please respond and attach your resume with information about experiments that you wish to conduct on my person.

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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